Blonde, blue eyed, categorically conservative.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
He has lots of materialistic items worth silly money, but it doesn’t count as he got them as “Christmas presents”. He has few requirements in life, the importance of which falls in this order, sex, items personalised with his initials, no responsibility.
Man: hey Will your car just got stolen!
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
Will Downes: doesn’t matter I’ll just get another, plus I need to go shag
Man: but how can you afford another!
Will Downes: I don’t know about costs I just get things for Christmas *laughs in single child*
by Pearson TearArse May 09, 2022
Someone who surprises you by how into giving oral sex they are. Possibly tries to downplay or deny interest in front of friends. If male, may seem to prefer giving oral sex over penetration.
by slapmagnit October 05, 2013
by McLeanX December 02, 2017
To settle down with someone
by Dhajbrbrksicudbwgdyuviensb August 20, 2017
by datboydasdown June 15, 2021
Chills Down My Spine is often referred to as a feeling you get when unsettled. This is not the correct definition. The actual definition is that Chills Down My Spine is a remix of the chase theme for a demonic Ronald McDonald from little known horror game Spooky’s Jumpscare Mansion. The remix is the perfect theme for Satan if he were made of 100% BEEF. All of you “normies” who don’t use this correct definition can go suck an egg.
- Little Timmy, who is a toxic fan of this game.
- Little Timmy, who is a toxic fan of this game.
Person: Man, I really like listening to Chills Down My Spine!
Guy: Oh, like that song by that rappe-
Person: NO, BICHON FRISÉE! I’M OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT THE REMIX TO A THEME FROM A NOT WELL KNOWN GAME! HOW COULD YOU NOW KNOW THAT?! FOR THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO DIE!
Guy: I think that’s an overreacti-
Person: *Shoots gun Kill Boom Haha*
Guy: Oh, like that song by that rappe-
Person: NO, BICHON FRISÉE! I’M OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT THE REMIX TO A THEME FROM A NOT WELL KNOWN GAME! HOW COULD YOU NOW KNOW THAT?! FOR THAT YOU’LL HAVE TO DIE!
Guy: I think that’s an overreacti-
Person: *Shoots gun Kill Boom Haha*
by Spoku August 26, 2021