Doing A Wardle

Itterupting couples intement moments to the extent they want to kill them sleves.

Boyfreind and Girlfriend Go for a Kiss and The person Doing A Wardle puts his hand in the way to stop them to talk to em which completely ruins the fuckin moment

by Hillster December 12, 2009

Do an Aladdin

To take a poop.

I have to do an Aladdin.

by Jacksoncage August 21, 2021

Doing a Rasmus

Rasmus is know for having sex with minors and allting their v card

Doing a Rasmus is a tribute to the slayer of all v Cards rasmus from Kolmården

I still cant sit since rasmus crushed my virgin pussy last month

by Snussubstitut February 23, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Quiero Que Tu Me Mate Or Dejame Tranquilo, Si No Hace Los Dos, Yo, ANgel JosE Robles Te vOy A Matar<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol

I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.

by xoxoifm March 26, 2019

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017