Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025

Time Rape

When someone or something takes up much more time than you had allocated or expected against your will.

I wanted to leave so bad, but Mike kept striking up conversations about random bullshit - I was time raped, now my entire day is gone!

Time Rapist: someone who is prone to Time Raping.

Example: Watch out for Chris, he's a Time Rapist - you'll never be able to make that appointment on time if he gets a hold of you.

by Allweneedistime December 28, 2023

Part Time Jew

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

by Camille12 April 5, 2023

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

need time

i fucking need time, ALONE time, without your dumbass, we’re still friends BUT I NEED TIME.

hey i need time :)

by moe fucka November 24, 2020

goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020