Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!
Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!
by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010
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Chrissie Time

Always late, that's Chrissie Time!
by Chrissie Valentine June 19, 2022
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time tragedy

Realization that you have missed on something important, significant or with the potential for being life changing, because of when you were born.
Time Tragedy: He considered her unique outlook on life and affinity for him to be another one of those time tragedies because of the considerable difference in their ages.
by Z. Itchy September 18, 2017
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The king stole time

The king made up his own agenda
Stipulates the worst in his writer
Can be he
OR IS IT ME?
The king stole time once again on his thrown metaphorically or not.
by Don't you know who I am November 21, 2023
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Time Wasters Coordinated

A coordinated effort by spiritual death-row walkers to waste a righteous person's time
When I go to relax in the Spa Pool, the last people that I need to try to tap into My spiritual rest are fools of the Time Wasters Coordinated ilk.
by deksper January 07, 2019
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time to pack

by Jahse December 14, 2021
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time goblin

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.
by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 07, 2018
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