Brownie Batter Pass

A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.

Possible causes:

• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop

• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs

• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique

How to perfect this method:

• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.

• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.

• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.

• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”

1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”

2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”

3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”

by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025

Tunney's Pasture

Tunney's Pasture is the current West terminus for OC Transpo's O-Train Line 1. Many bus routes terminate here, which is annoying, because you will be waiting for your bus meanwhile all the parking spots are full of them.

This station used to be part of the Transitway network

You may find some disturbing characters in this area, ranging from fare evaders to crackheads.

Person 1: "Does this train go to Moodie yet?"
Person 2: "Nope! They're gonna be working on that extension for a thousand more years! Currently, the line only runs from Blair to Tunney's Pasture"

by worldfamousdish August 28, 2025

Shrodinger’s Password

When you enter your password the same “incorrect” way multiple times, but once you check it, it’s correct.

Guy 1: “Fuck ass password’s only wrong if I *don’t*check it, man”

Guy 2: “Classic Shrodinger’s Password, my boy.

by vastdagoat December 11, 2025

Kansas City Bus Pass

When a man hangs from the roof beams of a bus stop with his feet on the bench while an obese woman sucks him off while sitting on the bench.

This fat bitch needed bus fare so she asked if she could do a Kansas City Bus Pass with me

by FuckIce January 11, 2026

the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past

When your hungover and realize all the dumb shit you did when you where drunk.

After a night of drinking and you wake up with 10 unread messages from friends and family. you where visited by "the Ghost of Yesterday Night's Past"

by BOBBYKANG May 13, 2020

salty fans live in the past

an annoying phrase invented by my friend abhi

Jimmy: "Hey Abhi, remember the Minnesota Miracle?"
Abhi: "Salty fans live in the past, Jimmy."

by michaelcarterwilliams_ May 29, 2020

Thinking your cool from the past

“Thinking your cool from the past” if a person Says that, It means Your Cool from the past and They are thinking your have the same thing in common.

And they want to be friends with you again Cause They thought how cool you were back then.

“Hey I’ve been thinking your cool and wanting to be friends cause we have talken before and I had a feeling having stuff in common not in a gay way.” (Thinking your cool from the past)

by NookAstly August 25, 2021