Monkey Pox

Monkey Pox is a disease and the only cure is sending an arch pic to the opposite sex of someone ur age

“Olivia u have monkey pox you need to send an arch pic”

by Dr. Applecott August 8, 2022

Peanut Butter Monkey Tail

A result of anal sex in which a male penis becomes slathered in feces.

That bitch is nasty, if you fuck her don’t do anal you’ll end up with a peanut butter monkey tail.

by LilXangie May 22, 2024

MONKEY

A PERSON THAT GETS A CHICK AND GOOD TO SCORE. DOES DUMB SHIT AND MESSES TGE SITUATION UP. GOES HOME AND WATCHES PORN SIMILAR TO THE LOOK OF WHAT HE JUST MISSED.
MONKEY - MONKHOUSING SYNDROME

Monkey the chimp. Messed up again. Monkey equals monkhousing syndrome

by Corey dr October 10, 2023

Discharge Monkey

A white person

Emma is a discharge monkey

by Theotheblackperson July 25, 2022

monkey

person of colour

that african american is a monkey

by witchie titty October 17, 2022

monkey

someone who doesnt know what a monkey is would be classified as stupid, now search up stupid

i am a monkey

by human 2 January 25, 2024

Monkey Ear

When somebody with longer hair (extending an inch or more past the ears) has a good bunch of flat laying hair posed directly in front of the ears, while still keeping the ears visible, near fully peaking out through the hairs color.
This resembles the side of a chimpanzees face, not a monkey, but colloquially.. who the hell cares.

This effect is particularly noticeable on lighter skinned people with darker hair colors, as their ear and hair more objectively match the look of a chimpanzees side profile.

Although if somebody is not in that category, the effect is still easy to spot!

"her hair always falls into a monkey ear, its kind of neat really." said Luigi Mangione, in a surprising quote he likely did not at any point say.

by ManifestationOfEveryGayThought December 29, 2024