cheese

The holiest form of substance known to man, existing on all dimensions.

Cheese tastes good.

by Lady Sparta March 6, 2019

cheese toastie

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.

He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.

Pepsi > Cola

Oh you're calling cheese toastie? Tell him I said hi.

You guys are boring imma hang out with Travis.

by mady with two d's and an i November 2, 2023

Nigga Cheese

A term used when your black friend doesnt have a tasty penis

Ylan:Damnn Roger that dick has hella nigga cheese on it .
Roger: Thanks ive been growing it out for a week now.
Ylan: May i fancy a bite or two
Roger: *vigorious moans*
Ylan: That was pretty smelly roger just how i like it.

by ThepenisAnihilator October 14, 2021

Cheese tooth

A cheese tooth is like a sweet tooth, except it's cheese instead of sweets. You like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.

Steve: Mmmmmmm. Cheese.

*eats cheddar.

Dave: You have a cheese tooth.

Steve: It ain't easy being cheesy!

by CynderFanclub March 14, 2024

coonified cheese sandwhich

Something very tasty, can also be used as a greeting

"The monster ate my coonified cheese sandwhich" or as a greeting/in response to hello: "coonified cheese sandwhich"

by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025

friendly cheese tax

when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)

the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!

by Fartmale817 July 29, 2023

Poisonous Cheese

Misinformation to see if a person is trustworthy or not.

I suspected Dan of being a Rat Bastard so I fed him poisonous cheese about Bob and it circulated in five minutes.

by Hidden Interview April 18, 2018