Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

spider-monkey

"hold on spider monkey" - Edward Cullen

the spider-monkey is an actual monkey that looks like a spider, but the word spider-monkey is a very beautiful and romantic word that i recommend you call your loved ones, especially a person you just started dating, i guarantee they will love it.

spider-monkey - a monkey with long legs and arms

by milliondollarputhy March 23, 2021

Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

chunky monkey

a name for a girl as a nickname if she calls u bubblebutt

kayla is chunky monkey cause she called Sophia bubble butt

by sxphia March 25, 2021

Throat monkey

A girl who doesn’t have sex but will give head at a moment’s notice. Usually a Caucasian female

Bro Sam was a real throat monkey I never had sex with her but she sure could suck the soul out of me.

by Thug raider 9876 March 25, 2021

monkey butthole

When somebody's butthole is visible while naked in a normal stance.

"Did you see Elijah's butt while we were skinny dipping? Total monkey butthole."

by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021

ass-monkey

a monkey with an ass

ass-monkeys are really smelly and dumb

by Stinky Cheeks April 3, 2021