face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 31, 2005

Ehsan Time

To show up somewhere after taking a dump.

Hooper 1: We are hoopin at 9 today, you coming?

Hooper 2: Yup. I’ll be there at Ehsan Time though!

by Shit Life Jimmy May 24, 2025

Snack time

Someone who generally eats 24hours a day,says there anorexic but isnt,and overall a beach ball

“Hold up a second”…
“Is it snack time ?”

by Snack muncher April 18, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>How Many TImes will Mariam Strike Struck Struck Manuel<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>How Many TImes will Mariam Strike Struck Struck Manuel<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>How Many TImes will Mariam Strike Struck Struck Manuel<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Skeravian Time Bomb

A bomb that is disguised to look like Canadian to attract passers-by and people going to Victoria. This bomb is very dangerous so if you are in Canada and see someone suspicious then just stay away.

I am going to ask that man for instructions honey. No Jill said Bob I think that guy is actually a Skeravian Time Bomb or worse, a Rumpleton stink bottom.

by Youserfive January 27, 2010

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018