Irish Lap Dog

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.

Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!

by onetimer December 9, 2008

Rabid Dog (sexual act)

A strange sexual act where a guy ejaculates in a girls mouth, then she bites his penis. This act makes her resemble a rabid dog with cum as "raby foam".

My girfriend gave me a rabid dog last night. I thought it would hurt, but it was actually really hot. Rabid Dog (sexual act)

by TheMomFromSpyKids March 17, 2011

fish/dog/cat/man

a fish that happens to swim by a radioactive site, accompanied by a dog, a cat, and a man. what the outcome of this horrible event is, a dog's head(along with its breath), a fish body(large in size), a cat's tail, and human limbs( usually get scaly). you may see groups that search for the beast such as the FDCMSO(fish,dog,cat,man, searching organization) or the DOPWLWRC(deranged organization of people who like watching radioactive creatures). if you are interested please join one of them.

"Hey look we found it! A fish/dog/cat/man!
"We should report it to the group!"

by Stuffattack April 29, 2010

dog you off

chase you, fuck you up, run you off, bitch your ass

yo white sugar, get off my spot or my man will dog you off.

by WarlockKrill February 20, 2014

raw dogged a rando

1. A male having unprotected sex with a girl he just met.

2. Getting Hock'd at Purdue.

3. More likely than not getting an STD from sexual intercourse with a complete stranger.

Example: My fraternity brother was so drunk on spring break, he raw dogged a rando!

by flyonawall March 1, 2014

Wet Dog Syndrome

When someone gets caught red handed doing something illegal that they start shaking more than a scared wet dog left outside in the cold.

As soon as the tenant caught the property manager being part of mortgage fraud, the property manager developed the Wet Dog Syndrome

by RosyB333 March 4, 2018

The Sad puppy dog

An ex (usually an unfaithful abusive cheating and or all out douchebag) will act pathetic sad and or suicidal to make u feel bad and to get back together

You see Mike he's using the sad puppy dog to get back with his ex what a douchebag

by McLovin6661997 August 31, 2018