the Elf That santa sacked . now a kick ass (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic The one your motther warned you about . ITS ROCK AND ROLL . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \M/ ROCK THE SHIP \M/

Captin Zander Black rocked out like a man possessed on ROCK THE SHIP LASTNIGHT..

Captin Zander Black by DENSIL69 January 4, 2011

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wise old black owl

The epitome of sageness. Embodying the ultimate combination of experience and wisdom.

You know so much! You're like...a wise old black owl.

wise old black owl by RonFingSwanson January 21, 2012

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once you go black you'll never go back

A saying that is often used referring to the situation where an (often white) woman has slept with a black man.

"I had the best sex of my life with a black guy yesterday!"
- "You know what they say, once you go black you'll never go back."

once you go black you'll never go back by anonymous September 14, 2023

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J. Black Driving

A insane yet controlled form of driving on public roads in varying degress of sobriety and inebriation. This driving style has developed over the past 4 years to include but is not limited to, compact cars, high performance sports cars, light duty pick-up trucks, medium duty trucks, tractor trailers, as well as street bikes and dirt bikes. DISCLAIMER!- This driving style is very dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone other than J. Black himself. It put's other peoples lives at risk!

Holy shit man you just took that 90 degree turn at 70 miles an hour, going back to your J. Black Driving style I see.

J. Black Driving by J. Black December 13, 2007

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