Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
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Cum

White sticky substance that cums out of your dick, when you pp hard and go up down really fast the cumming with start cumming and u will make the floor all sticky.
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Kenzie Cummings

hey sienna isn’t kenzie cummings your bestfriend? “yeah”
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cum swindler

also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
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Cum Bubbles

Bubbled cum either farted out, or queefed out.
I was pounding her dirty garbage cunt and busted a nut. I filled her snatch with my gooey baby batter, and she queefed out cum Bubbles that dripped down into her gaping browneye.
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Cum high

A Cum high; when you cum and suddenly feel like you are out of this world. Thinking of what just happened.
I came so hard i got deep into a cum high.

Ally I gave him the biggest cum high
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Cums

Plural of cum, typically refering to the sperm cells in a "cum-stain/cumstain"
Therapist: are you still listening?
Patient: Sorry, you have some cums on your shirt. Here let me wipe them off.

*licks own thumb and wipes off cums from therapist's shirt*
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