ear jack phone

word made up by dumb ass named Sandra

well plug in your ear jack phone

by couche man October 14, 2021

jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.

He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome

by yrncudz August 10, 2017

skid jack

Sleazy carnival worker

"That skid jack keeps looking up the skirts of the girls on the roller coaster"

by Muffinbruiser1 May 04, 2016

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

christopher-jack

A person who is typically not defined by his name, someone who struggles silently but proudly and is often too stubborn for their own good. They care a lot and often too much, and is susceptible to be hurt at the smallest things.

Is that Christopher-Jack over there?

by WebsterOfTheWorld April 30, 2019

tickle jacking

The art of tickling a person while jacking them off simultaneously until ejaculation.

“Yeah Sam is really into tickle jacking lately. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so happy”

by Fat tabby November 04, 2020

Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”

by fjfoiwejffwef February 06, 2025