Dirty JP

When you do your skincare routine with your own semen
i walked into my friends house and he was doing the 'Dirty JP'
by Tino2Trappy February 16, 2023
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Dirty Gem

A Dirty Gem is when you shove a fist full of Vick’s Vapour Drops up your pussy to get that morning buzz, if feeling extra one will simultaneously rack a line of the crushed lozenges!
there’s nothing better than a dirty gem to start the morning
by in.jail_out.soon April 14, 2020
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Dirty CPR

When a man is passed out, a woman must put her vagina, covering the man's mouth, and she must queef into his mouth and save him.
Woman: how did I do giving you the dirty CPR?
Man: bitch what the fuck compelled you to do such a thing?
by Aronik September 16, 2021
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Dirty parfait

The Dirty Parfait is when a male ejaculates into the mouth of a woman whose mouth is full of granola. The resulting mixture is then spit back into the males mouth to be eaten.
Sammy, ' ARRGG!!!!, It hurts sooo good!! ( busts a nut)

Megan, '(muffled sounds) *spits the dirty parfait into his mouth*

Sammy, ' Oh, God!! How i've been waiting for this!'
by Slamma_Jamma February 22, 2012
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Dirty Brandt

Is when you're doing a girl doggy while you're playing gta 4 and you flip a tug boat at the same time you nut.
" I was doin this girl so good I did a Dirty Brandt "
by My name isGrent October 21, 2020
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dirty yazan

allowing a very small middle eastern man to perform sexual acts only using ones big toes and pinky toes on a bed of assorted meats while blasting screamo music.
“Becky, that dirty yazan I got last night was amazing, I’ve been craving salami and black forest ham all day now!”
by yazanlovessalamiandham April 16, 2020
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dirty moriah

A Dirty Moriah is when summer comes around and there’s a party and people see a girl throwing it back
Dang that girl MUST be a Dirty Moriah
by Baby MG May 07, 2020
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