The most perfect kid, probably a soccer goalie, he will make it into algebra 1 in 7th grade, he is a straight A student, he takes French class. He sits next to the stupid kid in that class. He’s amazing, and he will grow up to be an Engineer.
Jack: The Living Calculator.
by REINCARNATEPEEP November 5, 2019
Get the Jackmug. Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.
"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."
by Still water drinker December 12, 2024
Get the Jack Danielsmug. The hottest guy you will ever meat. He is super attractive and athletic, he has the biggest DICK ever. Girls dig him and men wanna be him.
by DTX Tweaks February 22, 2022
Get the Jackmug. A racist, sexist and homophobic 12th grader who thinks he's a god but he actually isn't. Got knocked out in one punch in a fight one time. Loves talking to random girls and has bad grammar. Says dumbass things. He thinks he has a gang but people only feel sorry for him. He has the skin color of clam chowder.
by mr1000 March 12, 2019
Get the Jack Fraudmug. A Jack (Or know by his friends as Jaquavion) enjoys the casual fratboi whiteclaw, Jack's top of his head looks like a distorted brown genetical error. Jack Horowitz is the biggest fratboi wannabe in ELA class Jack tends to write and ramble about his ambitions to become one. Jack also the biggest car fiend and cannot stop obsessing over his grandpa's 1776 Declaration of Independence Limited Edition Corvette.
by Vadan Evneil February 9, 2022
Get the Jack Horowitzmug. hot beautiful bae with nice buns. very bald head with a boopable nose. the most amazing person on planet earth and april is gonna rob him from oliwia lol.
by zookieherron October 21, 2019
Get the Jack Galvinmug. A fat boy who likes to run people down but gets mad when people run him down back. He likes boys but does not want to come out of the closet yet. He always says "Fucking cunt" when he rages playing games. He also steals his sisters money to buy pizza at midnight.
by anonymouslilfucker May 20, 2019
Get the Jackmug.