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What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.
Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?
by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024
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What the fuck

Phrase.
Wtf (Abbreviation) or What the fuck, generally used when an untterly unbelievable situation with emotions related to surprise/disbelief/confusion/anger/happiness (in general, confusion) is confronted by an individual.

Can also use exclamations and "what the actual fuck!" for further emphasis.
Person 1: Dude I freaking love this guy, i also hate him and i've been extremely toxic to him but i can't live without him so i've been torturing him for a few years. But i love himmm

Person 2: What the fuck mate?!
by Yep_pseudonym March 11, 2023
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your what hurts?

When someone is ranting about something that you don’t have the time to pay attention to, you reply “your what hurts?”. very effective in shutting the person up
person: did you hear about that conflict in french guiana?

person 2: your what hurts?

person: nevermind
by valleylog July 15, 2022
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You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!
Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)
by Me bois March 22, 2021
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erm, what the sigma?

an expression originating from a tiktok of a recording sent in a dm that says "erm, what the sigma?" in Squidward's (from spongebob) voice. Typically used by people who have brainrot.
Mom: "I'm sorry but i would have to confiscate your ipad if you continue watching skibidi toilet videos."

kid with brainrot: "erm, what the sigma?"
by vtrbus April 28, 2024
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