Dihcreasing Penis

The very rare disease where one’s penis shrinks overtime due to no gooning nor any sexual activity.

“My doctor said I have Dihcreasing penis disease, so I need your help Step-Mom.”

by JinxFinx August 9, 2025

Penis

Why r u lookin up penis

wtf is wrong with u, why r u lookin up penis in the urban dictionary

by poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo September 13, 2020

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017

Penis

R.I.P THAT PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

he gonna stick it in yuh and u gonna be moaning all night my guy-

girl: can you put your penis in me
boy: girllll that pussy gonna be reddddddd when I'm done with it *smirk*

by MAMI LOVES A GOOD DICKKK September 24, 2021

Penis

Male Genetalia

“My Girl Sucked My Penis”

by YaMamSuckedMe January 7, 2020

penis

cock

penis

by dhebwidfk April 20, 2022

Crème de la penis

Cum, spunk or sperm

Boy: OMG you just made me crème de la penis

by Lol💋🍬 April 5, 2019