PENIS

I LOVE IT

i LOVE PENIS

by Cuppa Ice September 27, 2021

Penis

a little snake you wish were longer, well i would say a worm.

Dude- “hey man! Your penis is as small as a worm!”
-“Really? I thought it was a snake”

by wonderdiack September 29, 2021

Penis

Long tasty object

Please help I lost my penis in your mom

by big bald obama September 30, 2021

Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.

Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!

by FricePine July 17, 2021

penis slug

When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound

Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.

by Cockloogie69 July 18, 2021

Penis

It’s a fancy gourmet dish in France that most people like; pronounced “Pee-ness.”

If someone were to ask you what’s your favorite dish/food, to sound fancy you might say; “Why I do love me some penis, I love to eat penis for dinner”.

by Pi’erre Dupont July 18, 2021