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by doggie stylll January 25, 2021

two dogs in a bath tub

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".

"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."

by jgf July 19, 2006

My dog stepped on a bee

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.

Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"

by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022

you must be on dog food

To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack

Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food

by Antwon Davis January 3, 2007

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007

Chili dog and a warm beer

This act takes place when a woman is deficated on by her partner between her breast. Then man then tittie fucks her and urinates on her chest and face.

A man walks up and drops a stink pickle on his old lady.. then rubs it in with his mangina while urinatin on his old lady face... also references to Bill Clinton.. Chili dog and a warm beer.. what will they think of next

by Mr Bachelor November 23, 2007

Texas Chilli dog (TCD)

When you take a shit in between a womens breast and "tity fuck" her so this resembles a chilli hot dog. Homosexuals also practice this by shiting in between his ass cheeks or he may shit himself and your put your penis in between his "Buns".

I had the greatest night ever I gave this girl a Texas Chilli dog (TCD)

by TCD420 June 16, 2009