hummer my balls

When a worthy dame manipulates your nut-sack with her tongue and lips.

"Hummer my balls bitch"

by Richie January 27, 2004

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"Balls-deep in Groucho"

In a precarious situation; see "hairy"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"

"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there.

Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"

by LDR November 9, 2006

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Christmas blue balled

the feeling you get when you don't receive the gift you expected or really wanted

guy 1-hey mark, did you get that ps3 you kept telling your mom to get you?
mark - nope, i got a nintendo wii....
guy 1- ooooo.......you got Christmas blue balled
mark - (throws wii out the window)

by mick buchey December 25, 2008

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bonus ball slap

In a pornographic film, or in real life, when the male's scrotum is long and loose, and is riding a female hard, the balls will slap against the female's body, created an additional slapping noise, hence, the bonus ball slap.

Listen to that bonus ball slap.

by sir poopiepants April 4, 2006

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