national girlfriend day

Aug 1st - the day you post embarrasing photos about your girlfriend, then tell her you love her.

- happy national girlfriend day, babe. i posted you
- WHAT?? these are so bad
- hehe, i love you!

by tomikalomi August 1, 2024

National Floatie Day

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

by Ello lauv September 8, 2020

National grab Tittys day

On October 14, you can go to someone and grab, touch, and poke their tits. Make sure to grab both for a double surprise

“WTF ARE YOU DOING?!”
“What it’s National Grab Tittys day”
“Oh, then go right ahead then”

by Mr.SuperSuperSupermanz October 13, 2022

national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

National No Homo Sex Day

On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!

Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!

by Thats_A_Username November 22, 2023

National date a friend day

On may 14th, you have to date you’re best friend or normal friend and YOU CAN’T DENY IT. If you do, you have to send naughty pics ;)

Boy 1: OMG it’s may 14th!! I’m gonna go ask out Emily
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

by Cupid the creator May 12, 2021

National Cash App Your Girlfriend Day

June 27th is national cash app your girlfriend day.

Cash app your girlfriend, wife, lover or fwb Amy amount between $100 bucks and $500 bucks depending on how they make you feel about them.

Aye bro, did you cash app shorty today? It’s national cash app your girlfriend day!

by mattthedogbountyhunter June 27, 2022