deez nuts

Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?

by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024

bleach nut

the smell of old cum mixed with pussy juice the day after sex

damnnnn my underwear and pussy smell like bleach nut

by rnutlover April 19, 2024

Shit Nut Squash

Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving”

by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023

Deez nuts

Eat my benas and balls they taste like peanuts

The only word starting with a d and ends with an s is deez nuts

by Jacobthedanksterbenad April 6, 2022

Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning

Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts

by Lacrazey June 27, 2019

DEEZ NUTS

The biggest pairs of nuts in the world. many girls like to suck on them

Thanos: I dare you to suck deez infinity nuts

Journalist: OOOOOOOOH YEA DADDY

Gay Kid: if you like those you will like theese

Journalist: nah im good Gay Kid yours deez nuts is trash

by Juniiiiiio January 30, 2019

Nut Tapping

when you strike a man's ball sack, or their nuts, with the back of your hand, it is a way to assert dominance. Coined and Invented by student Ella Cohen-Kashi of Stony Brook University.

"did you just see how ella has been nut tapping ryan shapiros nuts?"
"yea, that was so tuff of her"

by mynutsweretapped April 10, 2025