key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

penis

i know you just searched this up to see the definition...
so did i. 😂
have a good day

you: i’m going to search up penis!
me: hahaha sameeeee

by yee yee🤠 January 12, 2020

Penis

A man's genitals or a person who is annoying/incompetent

That man is a penis

by TheCreatorOfYou March 25, 2022

panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.

*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD

by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013

Penis

A male's genital

My penis is bigger than yours

by Man's never hot August 10, 2018

Penis Clinch

To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue

Yo jenny did penis clinch to john

by Uk36yeahaight June 16, 2019

Pakman Penis

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!

Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!

by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019