I'm doing you

loving or showing care to someone

"hey, I'm doing you"

"oh stop it you"

by wordiee February 20, 2022

DoS

fuck someone until they pass out.

Has its origin in Computer Networks: Repeatedly sending data/requests to a server so much that it crashes down.

Girl A: How was your night?
Girl B: It was amazing, my bf DoSed me last night.

by i7coreprocessor February 23, 2022

Be gay do crime

Lochlan.

Person #1: who is lochlan?
Person #2: he is be gay do crime.

by Gay09 February 23, 2022

Sonny do's

When your elderly mom or dad hands you a list of some chores or light maintenance work to do around around their house, it is a collection of "sonny do's".

I need to go to my mom's for the weekend, she has some Sonny do's for me.

by ElCommissioner February 23, 2022

we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

You Do Use Condoms

Frequently used in various combinations when asking a particularly stupid individual if they haven't bred yet.

I just found out that South Africa is a country. Yet it's part of another country. I'm confused: how is this possible?

You do use condoms with your mate?

LOL of course!

Thank fuck!

by RTM 1963 February 25, 2022

Doing your mom

When a gamer doesn't have a comeback, they'll say they are doing it with your mom when they are not.

"Bro you're trash at this game"
"STFU, I'm doing your mom right now"

by SkinEater February 25, 2022