The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
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by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
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by Trinklebear November 23, 2021
Get the Jackmug. 
A soft boi/ eff boi who gets around a lot and hangs out with many girls, being all romantic and whatnot
by lucy camenia September 7, 2023
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by The milf eater April 7, 2022
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