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Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.
by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022
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Plutonic Friend

A distant humanoid or associate that is happy and comfortable in the friend zone despite the nay sayers.
A Plutonic friend is a distant far, far, far away associate or old friend who can enjoying laughing and other things without getting weird.
by adreamdefered94 July 23, 2020
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Friends

You: “I wish I had friends”
by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021
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a friend's house

your second crash pad when you're an idiotager being kicked out of your parents' house for misbehaving
I know a guy from high school who had to go to a friend's house after he invited a few joy girls over
by Sexydimma February 10, 2017
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slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
by okayokaylala June 13, 2023
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best friend

the person you hate most and compete against; someone who you enjoy bullying and harrassing (may include acts such as pushing and punching)
I punched Matthew when I saw him around the halls because he is my best friend
by nseisienndkskex April 21, 2022
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Friends with dis-benefits

When you are in a long term relationship and there is no sex, but you are still expected expected to make home repairs, go to in-laws events, provide emotional support, assist with shopping, cooking, cleaning et cetera.
Things have really gone south after five years of marriage. These days, it's more like friends with dis-benefits.
by Adrian666 September 15, 2022
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