Tiddie time

Your girlfriend must take off her shirt leaving only her bra (or nothing if that’s wanted) and you leave it off for 20 mins. If you are mean or do something that upsets the other person you must give them extra tiddie time.

Hey baby can i have some tiddie time tonight?

by _gay.girl_ April 8, 2020

SAFSAF TIMING

A time , given by a unaware person , that is extremely fucking inaccurate. ( the time must be said while licking your lips)

Person A : Shooo ya seeksssss , yallah I’ll be there at 10 .
*11:30*
Person B : YALLAH IT’S 11:30 WHERE ARE YOU!!?
Person A : Yallah kheyeh bedeh hek shi 10 minutes broo.
*12:30*
Person A : you are pulling a Safsaf timing right there buddy .

by Abdallajnejaim April 2, 2020

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020

Part time boyfriend

A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.

“Josh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!”

“Seriously he doesn’t actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!”

by Hunnybunnysasylum September 30, 2018

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

on time

Used to describe a place, thing, or concept that is favorable, trendy, or held in an overall high regard. The best of the best are considered 'on time', as they are not yet and may never become oversaturated or tired. Similar in vein to the likes of "fire", "heat", or "A1". Can be abbreviated to "O-T" to save time and breath.

"Dude, did you catch that new Spiderman movie?"

"On god - that shit was on time, bro."

by punctualg00n January 30, 2022

Time meow

RIGHT FUCKING NOW... but cutely :3

Team leader: Hey First Sergeant wants to see you in his office Time Meow
Private: ah fuck

by esyaboiandrew January 18, 2023