Trump Bowel Syndrome

Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”.

Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes.

Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public.

These unfortunate events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex

(An area of the brain believed to be responsible for decision making, and moderating social behavior).

There is hope for the sufferer:

Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune.

The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe liberal propaganda. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.

Whats going on! Does that guy have rabies? No he has Trump Bowel Syndrome.

by Unpopular Truth April 21, 2020

Feel Bad Syndrome

When you tell someone to shut up and when they actually do it, you feel bad and regret it.

"Bro can you shut up? You're pissing me off.."
"alright sorry man"
"Okay now I got feel bad syndrome, sorry man.."

by Orathan September 29, 2023

Last Bullet Syndrome

Occurs mostly in fps games where a person has a gun or a similar projectile based weapon. The person reloads everytime he depletes some of his rounds (but never fully) even if they shot just one bullet.

Person 1: *Has 50/100 bullets left in a magazine. Reloads. Shoots one bullet. Reloads again*
Person 2: ,,Why are you reloading so much?"
Person 1: ,,I have last bullet syndrome."

by RickTheBlack January 19, 2021

Daisy deprived Syndrome

A terrible disease where if you don't talk to Daisy for over 3 hours, you get grumpy an mad.

Dang do you have Daisy deprived syndrome. You need Daisy to talk to her soon.

by Tobby April 22, 2021

Fast Follower Syndrome

A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.

Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."

by hel112570 February 13, 2023

Blue Sky Syndrome

The common occurence if walking into a shop that is playing the song "Mr. Blue Sky" and you get excited but you realise the song is already at the shit part.

God damn my blue sky syndrome.

by oreok9 April 8, 2019

SNARL Spouse Syndrome

This term is used to describe a spouse or significant other who claims to have boarded the "anti-fostering train", but is then often caught loving on and sneaking snuggles with the SNARL foster.

My husband has SNARL Spouse Syndrome. He acts like he doesn’t want to foster anymore animals, until I bring one home and I find him snuggling with it.

by SNARLLV February 26, 2022