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Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up a hill
So Jack could Lick her candy
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock
Because Jill's real name is Andy
by Gustetas November 8, 2019
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jack

jack is a dumass
by dammmmmmmmmd March 4, 2019
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Jack Herman

Jack Herman is a self asborbed egotistical piece of shit. The type of pussy to talk major shit online but can't say it to your face. A term to use when something is extra or unbelievable ugly. The term can also be used to describe one who's ego is so big trying to make up for the fact that their dick is little.

Synonyms include: piece of shit, ugly, eye burning, trash, freak, dumbfuck, a tragedy of nature.
"Man you're being such a Jack Herman right now"
by Jackhermanbitch November 12, 2018
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Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
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Jack

no one likes this guy. hes THAT guy. he's kind of a bozo. no friends. he's also tall as fuck for no apparent reason. also no parents
"Jack is kinda of a bozo" -Collin 2021
"Why is jack so fucking tall?" -Aiden 2022
by TeJaquel April 8, 2022
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Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual
Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that
by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017
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Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.
"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."
by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018
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