best friend

Methuli

i love my best friend, Methuli.

by anonymous March 14, 2022

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022

Mario Party Friend With Benefits

A term coined by YouTuber Caddicarus to refer to the 2000 Party Game Crash Bash as opposed to calling it a Mario Party clone.

"You could call it a Mario Party clone but I'd call it a Mario Party Friend With Benefits"

by H Jenny über August 19, 2024

Cone of Friends

An unconventional, humorous way of referring to one's social network, representing the various trajectories of relationships that extend through time and space. Each friend within the cone signifies a unique path influenced by shared experiences, interactions, and the time spent together

At his graduation party, John looked around and realized his cone of friends, each representing different stages and experiences of his life, was truly expansive and diverse.

by Phieyl June 29, 2023

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

Friend

You don't have any, thats why your browsing this word.

You: Mom said In need to get a friend

by Dick tronary February 14, 2021

Tonya Harding's friends

You can see how it benefits Tonya Harding to have friends that will intervene in disputes between her and other people, but it's hard to see how any of these folks she calls friends benefit any from the relationship, or being known as Tonya Harding's friends. It seems like you'd be guilty by association if you had ties to Tonya Harding, and eople knew about it.

The people that were called Tonya Harding's friends didn't seem too thrilled about the label.

by The Original Agahnim July 9, 2021