turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.

"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."

by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017

Bush Cheese

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.

Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!

by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021

Cheese Frenchee

1. When you and a friend from Wisconsin have cheese curds in your mouth and when you French kiss, you swap curds

2. A deep fried grilled cheese

Once she shared that cheese frenchee, I knew she was the one

by Cheese Austin May 15, 2022

Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.

Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week

by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023

dick cheese

oh no 3 cheese cubes in dick help

toaster dick nerd
ass ouch owie

man i hate having dick cheese
dick cheese man
fucking dick cheese the doctors dont know how to remove it help
dick cheese eater

by casualtater August 20, 2019

Cheese us Chrispe!

Euphimistic exclamation "Jesus Christ" pronounced in a company of liberals, atheists, agnostics and other non-believers.

- Biden wins.
- Cheese us Chrispe! We're all doomed.

by Murdoc Kylburne March 9, 2021

cheese man

a man that’s made out of cheese but is also a human that saves the world from evil cheese

“oh yeah I saw cheese man on the news last night he destroyed all the evil cheese”

by AyUpLuv July 30, 2021