why do i even

When your parents try to do something that kids do nowadays and it goes very, very, VERY wrong.

Child:Hi, dad. How are you?
Dad:Wassup my man, I'm just chillin and grillin yo!
Child:why do I even

by Thatguythatdoesthingstoo March 17, 2021

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

i think you already know what it means

"Nintendo fans": wow THIS GAME IS ABSOLUTE TRASH! HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING GOOD?
Nintendo: bruh, that is Splatoon 3, a game you have all wanted for a long time now.
"Nintendo fans": OH PLEASE, ITS JUST GOING TO BE THE SAME THING AGAIN AND BAD!
Nintendo: ALRIGHT FINE! what about pyr-
"Nintendo fans": WOW JUST ANOTHER ANIME SWORD FIGHTER
(if you watched the direct, you will know what happens)
"Nintendo fans": EVREYTHNG YOU DO IS TRASH!
Nintendo: IS NOTHING I DO GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?

by someone else thats not u March 22, 2021

how do you describe wall

you don't its fiscally impossible to describe a wall

person 1: hey how do you describe wall person 2: I don't know it's a wall

by adriel is best March 23, 2021

To do a Glory

Destroy a good thing by thinking too much

I told you to keep it simple, you always to do a Glory

by Kichikobenin March 27, 2021

Do

Harry styles tweeted this in 2019.
No one knows what it means.
Well, he just did’nt finish his sentence...

L: “Oi Haz”
H: “Do”
L: “Me”
H: “Um yes;)”

by h0ef0r0nedirecti0n April 2, 2021

But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.

Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021