Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024

Penis

Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.

“Girl im licking penis tonight”
“Gurl you lucks asf”

by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024

Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.

Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others

by shmevron james December 1, 2022

penis

something thats made for girls but sometimes a naughty boy changes and becomes a girl in his brain and he likes penises (this is known as being "gay", or formally "homosexual". some people call these kinds of humans "faggot")

lets compare penis size no homo

by Pseunition December 5, 2017

penis tape

THE BEST MIX TAPE for penises

Yo have you heard penis tape bro

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023

bipedal penis

A human male whose entire existence is embodied in the visage of an actual walking penis.

The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.

by russianpolander January 15, 2024

Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019