Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

by mrnmrst April 6, 2017

national get over your crush day

November 1st is national get over your crush day. This day is when you know your crush doesn’t like you back, just like mine. Don’t give your crush the satisfaction of knowing that someone likes him.

National get over your crush day means the day you forget about your crush and move on!

by mai mai October 26, 2019

Boy no bad bad, get no pet pet

Chinglish translation of the Chinese saying - 男人不坏，女人不爱. (Real meaning: Ladies like naughty men)

The phrase 'pet pet' means ass in Cantonese slang.

When used in full form, it means that if the guy is not naughty, he will not get ladies (or get laid)

Person 1: Eh, why is that jerk so popular amongst girls?

Person 2: Do you know boy no bad bad, get no pet pet?

or

Person 1: Why am I still single?

Person 2: Ayo you need to stop being a nerd. Remember, boy no bad bad, get no pet pet.

by Historia Rice February 3, 2022

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

>:3
Jesus Christ its a lion, get in the car!

Jesus Christ its a lion get in the car

by Ben Tricarico May 14, 2008

get that snake off your leg

term that was itended to cause people do the snake bite dance originated at boys wreck by marshall and drew. made popular by none other than myself by saying it at random times. most thought it had a sexual preference but it clearly dosent. it was stolen and made into a profitable money making slogan by one certian person that knows who he is. became extremely popular and my best hopes are that it has finally died.

D.A.:"hey buddy you get that snake off your leg"
Lanham:"its just a garter snake"

by Dustin A (aka D.A.) December 8, 2004

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers. The lyric: "So if you want to keep poppin that shit and get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, step right up!"

This is probably what a lot of people on this site are probably going to end up have happening to them.

by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005