best friend

some cunt you can flip off without him getting mad

fuck you my best friend

by a originale name January 22, 2021

Friend

That one person who would burn down a building with you/for you. The kind of person that wouldn't be at your funeral if you were murdered because they are too busy killing the killer. The kind of person you text for ages and send things like this to.

1; You are an amazing friend
2: I know. I KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

by 1nsertBord0m January 8, 2022

Bad friend

A bad friend is someone who bitchy and always ditching their friends for popularity

Omg she’s such a bad friend

She’s such an attention seeker

by Ringwoodbitych October 17, 2019

Super duper friend

A friend that is your best friend in public and always knows what you need but in private knows what you need which is usually to be pinned against the bed and taken care of until your legs shake. They are honestly the only friend you need.

Sorry babe I can’t make it tonight I have to go talk to my super duper friend about a problem I’m having.

by Misterstealyourgurl June 21, 2023

Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.

When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.

by candiedbones September 21, 2021

National “Monk” ur friend KYLEE

December 28th

National “Monk” ur friend kylee day Includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAH” in their face.

by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 14, 2023

best lover friend

When you're someone best lover but they just wanna be friends.

Sally sue tell me I'm the best lover friend she ever had.

by Ppdr May 24, 2016