A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"
"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!
by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010
Get the 50 Yard Fakiemug. The 50 yard line defines the haircut of an aging man of color going bald, to hide the male pattern baldness one shaves the hair off the front half of the head, as the halfway point of a football field is the "50 yard line" see Sherman Hemsley.
by kyirol February 8, 2014
Get the 50 yard linemug. The opposite of good yard.
by mr.BowTie January 1, 2018
Get the bad yardmug. Dūūne yard, is a slow motion Trap house that smells like vinegar that nothing but fetynal fiends frequent. Most likely to have never less than 12 to 17 opiate addicts pulling waps up with the one and only rig in the yard or smoking off the same spot stained piece of generic tinfoil.
Also a yard where your forsure gonna step in dog cat or human shit either coming in or leaving out only know yards are in Pierce County Washington (253)
Also a yard where your forsure gonna step in dog cat or human shit either coming in or leaving out only know yards are in Pierce County Washington (253)
Aye nigga is that compound over there juugin.
Fuck no that ain't no compound Them aren't tweeters
Them black and blue TRON ADDICTS
and it's THE DŪŪNE YARD WHERE U EITHER COME WITH SHITTY SHOES OR EXIT WITH SHIT ON THEM!!!!
Fuck no that ain't no compound Them aren't tweeters
Them black and blue TRON ADDICTS
and it's THE DŪŪNE YARD WHERE U EITHER COME WITH SHITTY SHOES OR EXIT WITH SHIT ON THEM!!!!
by Mrmessymess September 3, 2021
Get the Dūūne yardmug. The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.
by Smith.John October 11, 2019
Get the Junk Yard Dawgsmug. by Truth will set you free April 25, 2024
Get the Bone yard lingardmug. by mmc1 April 12, 2025
Get the Yard Ratmug.