WET PANCHO

When a man spreads his naked butt cheeks and presses his asshole into a sleeping persons mouth and rips a huge wet fart, leaving speckeld reminants of poop in the persons mouth and on their lips.

When Veazy was sleeping on Franks couch, Tuttle gave him a wet pancho and his breath smelled so bad when he woke up, so he ate some del taco out of the garbage.

by Henning April 12, 2004

Wet Wurtke

The act of pulling a wet willy with vaginal fluid in place of saliva.

Derek thought that it would be funny to pull a wet wurtke on Rachel; she found it so funny she slapped him across the face.

by Torazo February 3, 2009

wet dock

After rowing, crew teams occasionally can't dock their boats for one of various reasons: other boats already using the dock, a strong current preventing adequate steering, or inexperience of the coxswain. When this occurs, rowers have to climb out of the boat in (often ice-cold) knee-deep water to carry the boat onto the shore.

Today the current was so strong it carried us right past the dock, and rowing it back out for a better angle would have taken too long, so we had to wet dock.

by greendeviant April 30, 2009

Wet Chewbacca

When your Balls get really sweaty and you decide to rub them on someones face while they are sleeping. Most often done to a girlfriend or friend.

Gilbert: Dude I stood the night at waheeds house lastnight, and you'll never guess what happened

John: WHAT?

Gilbert: I woke up sweaty, so i snuck into his perents room and gave his mom a Wet Chewbacca.

John: Thats fucked up.

Gilbert: The bitch had crusty shit all over here mouth this morning while she was making us pancakes

John: Your not staying at my house.

by nuff14 September 19, 2009

Wet Bessies

Engorged and lactating female breasts. A throw back to Bessie the Cow.

My wet Bessies are so engorged.

My wet bessies are leaking.

She has the biggest wet bessies.

by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

wet ned

Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.

Whilst banging Shakira she blew a Wet Ned like old faithful.

by Lil pierre November 27, 2015

wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry

ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares

by porkbounce March 19, 2021