Chrono virus

When you turn up to a cycling time trial and perform appallingly, then generate list of excuses in your head as you roll back from the finish to the race HQ, but cannot think of any so blame it on a cold you might have had recently.

"Pete that was a shit performance"

"I know Trev, got a bit of Chrono Virus and heavy legs"

"What the fuck are heavy legs?"

"Dunno, gfgi"

by Davetherave2 March 13, 2020

coboner virus

the correct pronunciation of the corona virus

Brad: dude what is going on in 2020?
Zach: Idk man it’s the coboner virus.

by kanmey March 23, 2020

Corona Virus Lite

Corona beer's latest flavor. Constantly confused with a deadly virus. Tastes like nature

Corona Virus Lite tastes like air

by Your name is very questionable April 10, 2020

Corona virus

The F word

The corona virus is the f word it ruined my birthday

by Butt child May 1, 2020

Sé Virus

A deadly digital virus caused by the one and only rosé it's unstoppable, your worsé with slowysé start autocorrectingsé into the sé languagsé

s e n d s é

h e l p s é

Person 1: ITS AUTOCORRECTINGSÉ EVERYTHING
Person 2: Oh no... He has the Sé Virus

by Im_dyinghelp May 10, 2020

Corona virus

Stupid Asian woman eating bats

The corona virus was from one of those mukbang Asians

by Sallythehornybellend May 11, 2020

Corona Virus

thing that make me and my girlfriend cant go dating for 2 months , my boy miss her too :((

" About Corona Virus ,we're going very substantially down, not up," Trump added.

by Jamierrier May 13, 2020