im trying to crush

your trying to crack a female

im trying to crushhh

by crusherrrr2024 June 03, 2024

Try us

You're not tough. You're hiding behind child-shaped meat shields and you care just as little about their lives as I do. So, give me my fucking money before you embarrass yourself, or WORSE, someone decides (of their own volition entirely) to murder you for 'the greater good.'

Hym "You've been tried. I did try us and you look like and ARE a bitch. A sissy bitch! I already DID 'try us' and it look like you aren't safe and people will cheer on you death publicly while your family mourns you. I mean, if he was listening to me, his wife and kids would be death as well but, hey, it wouldn't take all that much to appease me."

by Hym Iam February 04, 2025

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain December 30, 2017

try and come for my job

Probably one of the most iconic lines said by Taylor Alison Swift. ("I Can Do It With A Broken Heart" at 3:32)

Person:"'Cause I'm miserable, and nobody even knows."
Therapist that's also a hardcore swiftie:"TRY AND COME FOR MY JOB.😝😜😘"

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 09, 2024

Try sexual

Try sexuals will do anything to 'release' their hornyness. They would fuck anything. A car, pickle, pan, animal, tree.

John: OMG dude I'm soo fucking horny I'll fuck anything.

Rick: Dude I'm Try sexual which means I'll have sex with anything. It's fun. You should try it some time.

John: Imma go fuck something in my car.
> John starts fucking a tissue box when Rick comes in <

Rick: Yo dude can I join?

John: AHH FUCK YEAH.

> John and Rick have sex <

by TheGirlWhoLovesLesbianSex March 30, 2017

Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.

Get a load of that try-hard comedian over there. He's such a jackass.

by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 04, 2020

Try sticking your head up your ass

One of the greatest insults in cinema history; Insult used by Scarface when he’s about to be chsinsawed.

Scarface: Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.

by SiL3Nt J September 30, 2023