Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

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toy bonnie

the best character in the fnaf franchise

“Omg ew toy bonnie”

“L+ratio+seethe+cope+toy bonnie solos+ew+take a shower+touch grass+go outside+you’re ugly+probably william afton simp so no one cares. toy bonnie>>>”

by toybonniesupremacy March 11, 2022

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horn toy

A person who is often used as a sex doll. The person can and will have intercourse with the horn toy whenever they have the chance. Kind of like Mineta.

Person 1: Hi, wanna get some booze?
Person 2: Nah! I’m gonna have some fun with my horn toy.
Person 1: What!
Person 2: …
Horn Toy: *please don’t,* (stands there and accepts it.

by username goes here October 15, 2021

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pull toy

The daughter pulls him around by his dick like a pulltoy

Here she comes dragging him around like a pull toy

by The first mongo December 29, 2016

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Tik-toy

To tease somebody with minor jabs, much like an older sibling might do with a younger one.

Mom: "Why don't you do something worthwhile instead of constantly teasing and tik-toying your little brother?"

"The only thing that little brat is good at doing is tik-toying other kids."

by Skrontle January 17, 2024

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