took a shit on me

When your vehicle wont start usually happens when you are away from home.

Call a friend " hey, can you come get me my truck took a shit on me"

by Chopogringo May 18, 2021

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Toodaloo

Toodaloo is a cute doggy name. My dogs name is Willow but a super funny nickname is Toodaloo. Super funny and cute! Also, Toodaloo’s have a language. The language is usually regular talk, with —ez at the end.

Person 1 “Oh my GOSHEZ! Is that ToOdaLoO?!”

Person 2 “YESEZZZZ!!!”

by Harlow and TOODALOO May 18, 2021

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Toodaloo

Toodaloo is a cute doggy name. My dogs name is Willow but a super funny nickname is Toodaloo. Super funny and cute! Also, Toodaloo’s have a language. The language is usually regular talk, with —ez at the end.

Person 1 “Oh my GOSHEZ! Is that ToOdaLoO?!”

Person 2 “YESEZZZZ!!!”

by Harlow and TOODALOO May 18, 2021

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Tokashemia

The wife of Clarence

Is that Tokashemia ? Yeah, that’s the wife of Clarence !!!

by Geauxn June 29, 2021

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TOOK A SELTZER

A person that quit, relinquishes, stops, abstains, changes, alters, caves into ... or in any other way shape or form ceases and desists, any action they were priorly engagedngaged in. Either voluntarily or involuntarily

Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...

A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.

Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?

A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"

"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "

by Don't Believe All # July 23, 2021

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