Lawn Fairies

noun~

1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.

2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.
Driver: "Cripes, look at those feckless lawn fairies all chasing that ridiculous black & white sphere shaped object around the grass!"

Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."
by Puntonthefirstdown December 16, 2007
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Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
The fucking tooth fairy took my god damn tooth! Now I have to grow another.
by Taylor2_2 December 02, 2006
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tooth fairy

During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!
Emma pulled a tooth fairy on chris for cheating on her.
by chrissoutendijk February 09, 2011
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grass fairy

n. fagball player that dances on a soccer field and kicks a soccer ball
look at that grass fairy fucking that other guy in da butt.
by SuperCameron April 06, 2003
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fairy flare

A term used to describe glow sticks. Typically used in reference to candy kids that dance with them at raves.
Yo son, did you see that noodle waving his fairy flares around?
by melchomis June 02, 2007
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Fuckle Fairy

a flaming homosexual who loves to have promiscuous sex.

could also be used as a swear word when angry.
"man that guy is a total fuckle fairy"
"yeah he's really gay"

"AHH FUCKLE FAIRY, MY COMPUTER CRASHED"
by jdogbuddy November 30, 2009
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Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies
Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)
by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011
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