I was out deer hunting, and I came across this guy who called himself Sunshine, we had a fantastic Timber Doodle and then went upon our ways.
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Get the Timber Doodle mug.Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.
Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!
Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.
Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!
Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!
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Get the rusty tiller mug.A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
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Get the tiger tiller mug.A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
by spidergrafx October 14, 2015
Get the tiger tiller mug.A unique device used on everyday lawnmowers in order to churn up the soil. Originated in a heckling session among a bunch of yard apes because one of the guys put a lawnmower blade on the machine upside-down an proceeded to ruin a doctors lawn to the tune of $4000.
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
This original mistake was refined and redesigned and has now been patented, in line to help promote the expansion of personal food production thanx to "enviromo...more than a name, itz a concept"
I'm tired of mowing this lawn week after week, I'm fixin' 2 git my tiger tiller out and make a garden this year
by spidergrafx October 14, 2015
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