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Unicorn horn

When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick
"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."
by The Lady A April 25, 2017
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unicorn treatment

When you stick a sticklike object up someone’s ass and fuck them
by The only pug July 16, 2021
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unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.
Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.
by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015
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Stash the Unicorn

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015
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Societal Unicorn

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.
Dude, that girl is such a societal unicorn- she's 18 and never had a boyfriend!
by UNI1234 June 29, 2012
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unicorn parade

A group of people unaware that they are retarded.
The school's frolf team is a real unicorn parade
by Chief Maizholington October 22, 2015
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Unicorn tears

Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.
-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.
by NOVA-CAISEY November 9, 2017
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