oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.

British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.

by J.Tuna May 13, 2023

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hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

dank

i love my new hurr durr six hundos by me ole mate seni

by Redcodi January 5, 2022

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oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

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Slay Mate

A Person you are Dating or Married to, who you Mercilessly Slay, Fuck, Bone, and or Screw

Me and my slay mate made truffle butter after I pulled out from her booty

by AWESOMETRON1026 August 19, 2016

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Ghostie-mate

1)Another word for soul mate; best friend.
2) a person that it physically hurts to be away from

1)Kara misses her ghostie-mate more than anything.
2) How could you murder my husband; that’s my ghostie-mate and bestfriend!

3) David Anderson murdered, both, my ghostiemate and mother.
4) David watched Robert beat my mother to death while sitting next to my ghostiemate.

by Meat$Lover September 26, 2020

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