My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

juicy coke

A coke that is juicy because its made with ice and a straw. A can or bottle of coke wouldn’t be considered a juicy coke.

Mm mm good, this is a great juicy coke.

by juicycokeisgood September 29, 2020

Big juicy melon tits

Name of an individual with remarkably large jugs. Typically resemble the shape of watermelons. Individuals with these characteristics frequently locate in southern Queensland.

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That bird has “big juicy melon tits”

by Whiteboy! March 24, 2022

Fat juicy cock

A very long, and hard penis that can ejaculate a lot of semen.

Emily: That Fat juicy cock is sooooo good daddy Philip: yeah baby you love my fat juicy cock

by The_fat_Jew December 7, 2022

juicy seat

A vehicle seat that is very damp from human sweat.

My homie's A/C is still broken in his car, because it had a juicy seat when I sat inside it.

by Kragehul June 7, 2025

big fat ugly juicy butt

a big fat amazing juicy butt

hi big fat ugly juicy butt.

by hdhgxwiedosxhkm March 21, 2022

Juicy

When you take the greatest fart of your life and the only thing you can say is that it was super JUICY.

Oh that was a hella juicy one oof

by Big girl with a big ass36 April 13, 2019