Christopher

He is a kind boy and cares about everything,he likes grils that have pretty eyes and his type is chubby grils like for example names like melany.

Chris:Christopher is a cool and likes to keep it chill

by Chrisjr August 28, 2020

Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020

Christopher Kim

Better than you

Christopher Kim is better than Khandi /j

by OriginAnomaly November 21, 2021

Christopher

He is That Dude who Looks at the weird shit Torben does and Starts laughing

Person 1: Why is Torben at the pricipals Office?
Person 2: idk m8, i guess he just took a shit in the Bus
Christopher: Lmao

by Theboiwhonotgay October 29, 2020

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025

Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.

-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe

by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022

Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex

Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?

by Branko69 October 6, 2022