The Kim Jong Un

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.
I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un
by Juche Life June 06, 2017
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The Kim Jong Un

When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.
Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout
by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018
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Un-alive anus

Bro I just snorted 5 pounds of crack un-alive anus
by Meameaperson August 31, 2021
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un zdeh

a slang word used in french to describe a often large joint.
vien on fume un zdeh.
by weshlastreet September 10, 2023
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The Un-virgin Mary

When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass
by Diddy1888 June 11, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Arr you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Un Centimetro: The First Graphite Stunt
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Un-Presidented

UnPresidented = describes a frighteningly bizarre lack of leadership during an existential threat to Humanity.
Many Americans felt un-Presidented anxiety during these unprecedented times of the Coronavirus Pandemic.
by z'mirote May 04, 2020
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