tea twister

It’s like a Texas twister, but from an Asian woman.
“Yo Mei gave me a Texas twister last night dude.” - Guy 1
“If Mei did it then it’s a tea twister man.” - Guy 2
by Theleg3nd27 April 29, 2022
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Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped
by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020
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Tea, sis

Basically when someone says the tea (or rather, spills the tea) someone would call you sis, after spilling the flaming hot tea.
And that’s the tea, sis.”
by Dema. January 05, 2019
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spollen tea

Large amounts of gossip being told at one time. It is different than "spill the tea" as spill is a light drip whereas spollen is a large amount of tea (gossip) being told.
Rhea had some spollen tea to share with Isabella
by swiggityswagger November 21, 2018
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Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.
Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh
by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 08, 2021
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Jasmine Tea

She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.
Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...
by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 08, 2021
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