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Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.
by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023
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Phil Swift

Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?
by Suvjet November 13, 2017
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tater swift

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.
Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
by Lubedandready August 28, 2016
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Julius Caesar and Phil Swift

Think about it. Two of the greatest men to have ever walked the face of the earth. Nothing can stop this dynamic duo. They will make the world hype again. They can destroy PewDiePie's meme review!!!
by He who sends it October 10, 2018
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Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.
“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “
by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023
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Taylor Swift

THE BEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN ON THIS PLANET. THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND QUEEN AND IS ABSOLUTELY A GODESS
friend 1: aye wanna go to a concert tonight?
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.
by tohpro May 5, 2023
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Taylor Swift

You know Taylor swifts not that good..
STFU SHE IS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY AND IF YOU DRAG HER YOU WILL BE DRAGGED
by taylorswiftplsadoptme February 20, 2022
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