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lean all in my bladder

“Ridin’ on a tractor / LEAN all in my bladder / Cheated on my baby / You can go and ask her / My life is a movie.”

HARD DRUGS, adulterous relationships, and living life like it’s a movie doesn’t sound like the simple life we were just talking about. But Lil Nas X is only imagining what life is like when you actually achieve rock star status. The tractor is a major step up from the horse, but don’t worry, he’s still humble. And about the drugs, he says he’s “NOT trying to endorse that, by the way.” Lil Nas X makes sure to end the verse with a slight flex, though, when he sings “Cowboy hat from Gucci / Wrangler on my booty.”

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Riding on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
by Dolce Misschief May 1, 2021
mugGet the lean all in my bladdermug.

lean couch

a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)

often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
This lean couch got me high as fuck man, i sucked out that thing, got extra dirt as well
by v2b March 22, 2022
mugGet the lean couchmug.

lean-poo

A tarp, shack, or shed supported at one side by trees or posts and having an inclined roof used for shelter while pooing outside in the rain or snow
Ben set up a lean-poo so he wouldn't get wet while he pooed in a hole on the backpacking trip
by Bennypoopoo July 25, 2016
mugGet the lean-poomug.

Lean

Not full of bullshit or stuff like that. Protip: The exact opposite of mean or stupid...
Bro0: ayy dawg.
Bro1: what up dawg?
Bro0: nahh I'm lean. Thanks ;)
by stupidaff August 8, 2022
mugGet the Leanmug.
Prompts that appear when you go to Microsoft Word's settings to disable its garbage automatic formatting, which are often consisting of largely outdated terminology
When I tried to disable the entire text being formatted instead of the row I've selected, I went to the settings and was hit with options like "Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chains" or "Enable duplex lexical abrogation in para-contextual subglyphs" in this retarded, god-forsaken piece of shit cocksucking fucking sucking doohickey excretion of a program. I'm switching to Adobe Acrobat. I hope Bill Gates gets cancer.
by poopoowarrior777 March 23, 2025
mugGet the Automatically transmogrify diacritics in left-leaning pseudo-punctuated polymerase chainsmug.

Lean Mean Thirteen

a 2007 novel by Janet Evanovich, the thirteenth in the Stephanie Plum series
Lean Mean Thirteen, and several of the subsequent novels, focus on Stephanie getting caught up in the search for a missing person, in a manner related only peripherally, or not at all, to her work as a fugitive apprehension agent.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
mugGet the Lean Mean Thirteenmug.

Thai Lean

A slang term for Thailand’s street version of “lean.” Unlike the American version that mixes codeine cough syrup with soda and candy, Thai Lean is almost always just kratom tea (namtom) combined with diphenhydramine (Benadryl) syrup or crushed tablets, sometimes with tramadol or other cheap medicines. While soda might be added occasionally to mask the bitterness The effect is a heavy, sedating high layered over kratom’s stimulant base, but it’s unpredictable and carries significant health risks.
Most dudes round here just drink Thai Lean without any soda, it hits harder that way.
by RealCulture August 25, 2025
mugGet the Thai Leanmug.

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